Murphy’s Computers Laws

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– No matter how hard you work, the boss will only appear when you access the internet.
– Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.
– Software bugs are impossible to detect by anybody except the end user.
– If such a program has not crashed yet, it is waiting for a critical moment before it crashes.
– If a program actually fits in memory and has enough disk space, it is guaranteed to crash.
– A working program is one that has only unobserved bugs.
– Bugs will appear in one part of a working program when another ‘unrelated’ part is modified.
– Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capability of the programmer who must maintain it.
– If a program is useful, it will have to be changed.
– If a program is useless, it will have to be documented.

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